Thursday, 11 June 2026
MAPLEWICK, ENGLAND
No. 704   •   Price 90p
Notice from the Editor’s Desk

Write to the Editor

Funny complaints, suspicious sightings, biscuit emergencies and junior detective reports.

Important Maplewick Regulation

Due to strict Maplewick Parish Council regulations regarding ink wastage, biscuit crumbs in typewriters, and unauthorised detective behaviour, all emails from citizens under the age of 18 must be submitted by a parent, or legal guardian.

Parents: is your child acting like a rogue detective? Hoarding biscuits under the bed? Accusing the local wildlife of espionage? Send a funny letter to the Editor and it may be selected to appear on Letters to the Editor page.

Please do not include a child’s surname, or private information.

Used only if the Editor needs to reply about the letter.
First name or made-up detective alias only.
Maximum 1800 characters.
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