Notice from the Editor’s Desk
Write to the Editor
Funny complaints, suspicious sightings, biscuit emergencies and junior detective reports.
Important Maplewick Regulation
Due to strict Maplewick Parish Council regulations regarding ink wastage, biscuit crumbs in typewriters, and unauthorised detective behaviour, all emails from citizens under the age of 18 must be submitted by a parent, or legal guardian.
Parents: is your child acting like a rogue detective? Hoarding biscuits under the bed? Accusing the local wildlife of espionage? Send a funny letter to the Editor and it may be selected to appear on Letters to the Editor page.
Please do not include a child’s surname, or private information.
